Q: What's the difference between a Jehovah's Witness and a Fiat?

A: You can close the door on a Jehovah's Witness.


Heard that one on the radio this morning in reference to the imminent purchase of Chrysler by Fiat. It's an old joke that dates back to an earlier time in the history of Fiat - I'm sure they are a much better automobile now.

Q: How do you get parts for your Fiat?

A: Follow behind another Fiat for a few miles.